Slow, Sloppy and Brilliant

"I stand for language. I speak for truth. I shout for history. I am a cesspool."

About the author

Most times I feel like the ending of the movie The Graduate, where the main characters fall in love and they break up her wedding and they run away together and as they ride away they stare back at their past and all the mistakes they made and all the problems they are causing and they look at each other with new eyes with that sort of “Oh shit, what do we do now? What have we done?” look on their faces.

And if you ever think that you feel like that too, let me reintroduce myself. Hi. Hello. My name is Chris. We should be friends. Let’s hang out.

This is a blog. Or something that resembles one. Basically, I post songs, pictures, quotations and links that I enjoy.

If you catch me on a good day, you'll see some original content. Because, if you couldn't tell already, I like to write.

Some of those writings turn into sketches. You can check those out here.

Some of those writings turn into poems and stories and other things. You can check those out here.

Some of those writings are about Doctor Who and miniature candy canes, so they have no place else to go but Twitter. You can check those out here.

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October 18, 2011

whydoihaveablog:

cvxn:

Chevy, you ignorant slut.

Do you guys remember where you were when you first heard Chevy Chase was a total dick?

Praise be to Jane Curtin’s facial reaction.

I remember.

I’ve never found him all that funny, anyway. No big loss.

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Jane Curtain’s facial expression is the best part of this gifset.
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Evidence that Chevy Chase
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As oppose to what? Male writes can write about all issues, including joke on women, cause they are obviously waaaaaaay...
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GOD BLESS JANE CURTIN AND HER WONDERFUL FACE.
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fuck him up the ass with
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What a fucking douchedick.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA FUCK CHEVY CHASE
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Chevy Chase is a lot like the characters he plays. In essence, I don’t like Chevy Chase at all.
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Jane Curtin is so bad ass.
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side eye realness.
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I never post these, but I love all her faces. I have the first 5 seasons of 3rd rock from the sun. One of the best...
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