Slow, Sloppy and Brilliant

"I stand for language. I speak for truth. I shout for history. I am a cesspool."

About the author

Most times I feel like the ending of the movie The Graduate, where the main characters fall in love and they break up her wedding and they run away together and as they ride away they stare back at their past and all the mistakes they made and all the problems they are causing and they look at each other with new eyes with that sort of “Oh shit, what do we do now? What have we done?” look on their faces.

And if you ever think that you feel like that too, let me reintroduce myself. Hi. Hello. My name is Chris. We should be friends. Let’s hang out.

This is a blog. Or something that resembles one. Basically, I post songs, pictures, quotations and links that I enjoy.

If you catch me on a good day, you'll see some original content. Because, if you couldn't tell already, I like to write.

Some of those writings turn into sketches. You can check those out here.

Some of those writings turn into poems and stories and other things. You can check those out here.

Some of those writings are about Doctor Who and miniature candy canes, so they have no place else to go but Twitter. You can check those out here.

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November 18, 2010

Ira Glass and John Hodgman pretending to be on a date.

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Ira Glass and John Hodgman pretending to be on a date.
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so fun. Eugene becoming ever funnier (I KNOW) after that tequila shot drinking contest with Elna, Jane Feltes,
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Nominee for the best $5 I’ve ever spent.
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It is the awesome.
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hold hands. More Surreal: Seeing...on other people’s Tumblrs.
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sayyes said: It is incredibly awesome that this only cost FIVE DOLLARS!
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abbyjean said: that sounds super fun. jealous.
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