Slow, Sloppy and Brilliant

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fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo: [Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ “David Foster Wallace is my favorite.” ” Bottom text: “ Douchebag. ”] If liking DFW makes me a douchebag, then I suppose I am a gigantic feminine hygiene product.

fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo:

[Picture: Background — a six piece pie style colour split, alternating black and grey. Foreground — a picture of an armadillo. Top text: “ “David Foster Wallace is my favorite.” ” Bottom text: “ Douchebag. ”]

If liking DFW makes me a douchebag, then I suppose I am a gigantic feminine hygiene product.

  1. livinthederp reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo
  2. voicivoila reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    SO FUCKING TRUE.
  3. hunter-s-loveson reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    Do you know who else is...douche? You. DFW
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  8. the-birth-of-tragedy reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    never read any David Foster Wallace, but am confused as to why having...particular writer...
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  11. ishouldbewhat reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    Yes yes yes yes yes.
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    fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo
  13. wooden reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    HAH. HAHAHHHA. AHAHAAHAA
  14. starbucksandshakespeare reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    Well then… LET’S HAVE A TOAST FOR THE DOUCHEBAGS!
  15. caishcaish2 reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo
  16. 90percenttea reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    Why does liking David Foster Wallace make someone...douchebag? He is
  17. tinyvolcanicmoon reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    A good appreciation for David...never hurt anyone, but saying he’s your “favorite”
  18. savianparma reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    Really?? I’ve been meaning to read that. Would someone elaborate?
  19. strangercats reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    How I feel when I tell people I like Jonathan Franzen. Except then I’m...less intelligent...
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  21. daystarsearcher reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    It’s just possible I might be biased, since I read DFW to court favor with...girl I liked,...
  22. onehundreddollars reblogged this from fyeahenglishmajorarmadillo and added:
    If liking DFW makes me...douchebag, then I suppose I am
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